TRIP to Idabel.

So, Friday I decide I need to run to Idabel. I need to go get a prescription at Wally World. So, on the way, we stop at Sharps. I find a good deal on some Cruel Girls, and we go to leave. Well, if any of you have ever shopped at Sharps, you know that they follow you around like you are going to steal them blind! Well, both of the boys decide that they need to pee. I tell them to wait until Wal-Mart, because IF sharps had a bathroom, they would follow you in it to make sure you wasn't taking their stuff! So, I head out to the van, and I tell Jack to stand on the sidewalk. I can see his little head over the hood of my van, but nothing else. When I head around the van, I see that Jack has his pants down, peeing in the street!!!!! I start screaming, STOP! STOP! STOP! I then proceed to spank him for something we just trained him to do. I then explain to him that, you cant pee in town. Only at home, in our backyard, IN TOWN! So, I get them loaded up. We FINALLY get out of Wal-Mart, and I turn around to back out, and I notice black ink on my very back seat. The one that Parker sets in. I ask him why he wrote on my seat. He tells me that he wanted to write his name. I calm down enough to look, and not only is there a BIG BLACK circle drawn on my seat, but BIG BLACK Parker drawn on the head rest!!!