Hurrican Ike-AKA Mass Panic Night

So, my husband and I run to Broken Bow Friday. To do some bunkbed shopping. We get to noticing that all the gas stations are packed. And at the first gas station, we make the comment about they must have cheap gas. The further we went into Broken Bow, the weirder it got. People lined up at every station! Some of them lined out into oncoming traffic! Then, it dawns on us! Mass Panic! They have heard that gas is going up to $5 a gallon due to Ike. Well, what these McCurtain County idiots don't get, is that $5 a gallon is price gouging. And, if worse comes to worse, and it does hit $5.......YOU STILL HAVE TO HAVE IT! Unless, you buy a horse and buggy and wear black dresses. Which, sounds good to me! Save me that $130 budgeted every two weeks for gas! But, that's another story and rant! Anyways, my friends were calling me(not all of you!) and telling me to run out and get gas! OMG!!!!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE! My thing is, if gas is $20 a gallon, and I NEED to go somewhere.......Guess what? I have to pay $20 a gallon! Or, get the horse out! IDIOTS! And, for those of you reading this that ran out and bought gas on the mass panic night.....I would tell you that you were stupid! Like I did all the other friends that called me. Anyho, Parker made $300 selling cookie dough for his school! Actually, Momma made $300, but we wont tell him! He will get the Spongebob flip phone for his prize. I kinda wanted the strobe light, but I'll let him pick!